Hottest and Sexiest FHM Celebrities Worldwide

I don’t know if these pictures of Ashley Greene in her bikini are old or new, but they’re pretty damn hot so who really gives a shit. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen the ‘Twilight’ star in her bikini, but these are much sexier. It would have been nicer if her white tops had been see through, but you can’t win them all. Besides, I think I see a nipple in the black and white shot. You’re welcome.

I have done a few posts on Twilight star Ashley Greene, but besides knowing what she looks like, I’ve never heard her speak. Yes, I think I’m the only person who hasn’t seen that movie yet. Anyway, here she is at the premiere of ‘Julie & Julia‘ showing some sweet ample cleavage and since ‘Julie & Julia’ is a movie about cooking, I’d like to take a bite out of those!

Avril Lavigne is the newest Maxim cover girl and I have to say, her rack looks damn delicious. The girl should seriously show them off more often instead of opening up that potty mouth of hers, because let’s be honest… us men only like girls that put things in their mouths, not what comes out of them. Anyways, check out more at Maxim.com.

Avril Lavigne Is Still A Fake Punk

Here’s Avril Lavigne at some lame ass photoshoot for her WalMart pop/punk clothing line Abbey Dawn that will be hitting the shelves of a Salvation Army depot near you in give or take six months. Enough with the retarded pink outfits, she’s got to be about thirty by now. I have no clue who would buy this garbage but I said the same thing about her music and look where that’s gotten her. Clearly I’m not a twelve year old girl.

Here’s Ashlee Simpson at ‘the Melrose Place’ launch party the other night. She’s no Jessica but I have to say that her tits are looking pretty damn good, her sister must be rubbing off on her. Jesus there’s a sweet visual burned into my mind. I’m sure there’s a Saudi prince out there who would pay a shitload of money to see that. At least Ashlee would be working.

Here’s a pregnant Ashlee Simpson out and about showing off her Jessica Simpson-like cleavage because it takes being knocked up to get breasts the size of her sister’s. Now I’m not a huge fan of Ashlee but fortunately for her case, I am a huge fan of tits. Even if the tits are on some chick who’s stinking rich yet for some reason is trying to look like a ragged hippy that doesn’t shave. Anyway, knock yourself out with these and then go check out the real goods - in the Jessica Simpson section.

I’m not a big Anne Hathaway fan. She’s a little too pasty for my liking, but here she is at the screening for Rachel Getting Married and I have to admit, I’m digging her cleavage in that blue dress. It almost makes me forget that I can see my reflection in her skin. Anyway, I know she’s single now and if she needs help applying some tanning cream on them beauties, she should feel free to drop me an email.

Anne Hathaway Does Russian GQ

I’m not a huge fan of Anne Hathaway, I have a hard time looking at her her pale skin is blinding, it hurts my eyes; but here she is in GQ Russia looking sickly in lingerie. Sure, she proved she’s talented at the Oscars. but the way I judge talent is by the measuring stick between my legs. Ow!

Some of you may have seen the pretty lame Anna Kournikova KSwiss photoshoot I posted the other day and had the same thought as I did. What happened to the Anna Kournikova who used to make my tennis shorts tight? Well apparently she’s back. Here she is at some fashion show in florida in what seems to be some sort of rubber or latex skirt, I can’t tell for sure, I’d need to get a much much closer look.

Anna Kournikova Is Skinny Goodness

I absolutely love skinny chicks, that’s no secret, so when I get pictures of a hot ass skinny chick like tennis has-been Anna Kournikova arriving at the Miami Open I’m all over it. The only problem with skinny chicks is they tend to get light headed because of the lack of food and all, at least it only take a couple of drinks. Has her face always been this chubby, she looks like a lollipop, a lollipop I’d like to suck on.