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I don’t know if these pictures of Ashley Greene in her bikini are old or new, but they’re pretty damn hot so who really gives a shit. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen the ‘Twilight’ star in her bikini, but these are much sexier. It would have been nicer if her white tops had been see through, but you can’t win them all. Besides, I think I see a nipple in the black and white shot. You’re welcome.

I have done a few posts on Twilight star Ashley Greene, but besides knowing what she looks like, I’ve never heard her speak. Yes, I think I’m the only person who hasn’t seen that movie yet. Anyway, here she is at the premiere of ‘Julie & Julia‘ showing some sweet ample cleavage and since ‘Julie & Julia’ is a movie about cooking, I’d like to take a bite out of those!

Avril Lavigne is the newest Maxim cover girl and I have to say, her rack looks damn delicious. The girl should seriously show them off more often instead of opening up that potty mouth of hers, because let’s be honest… us men only like girls that put things in their mouths, not what comes out of them. Anyways, check out more at Maxim.com.

Avril Lavigne Is Still A Fake Punk

Here’s Avril Lavigne at some lame ass photoshoot for her WalMart pop/punk clothing line Abbey Dawn that will be hitting the shelves of a Salvation Army depot near you in give or take six months. Enough with the retarded pink outfits, she’s got to be about thirty by now. I have no clue who would buy this garbage but I said the same thing about her music and look where that’s gotten her. Clearly I’m not a twelve year old girl.

Here’s Ashlee Simpson at ‘the Melrose Place’ launch party the other night. She’s no Jessica but I have to say that her tits are looking pretty damn good, her sister must be rubbing off on her. Jesus there’s a sweet visual burned into my mind. I’m sure there’s a Saudi prince out there who would pay a shitload of money to see that. At least Ashlee would be working.

Here’s a pregnant Ashlee Simpson out and about showing off her Jessica Simpson-like cleavage because it takes being knocked up to get breasts the size of her sister’s. Now I’m not a huge fan of Ashlee but fortunately for her case, I am a huge fan of tits. Even if the tits are on some chick who’s stinking rich yet for some reason is trying to look like a ragged hippy that doesn’t shave. Anyway, knock yourself out with these and then go check out the real goods - in the Jessica Simpson section.