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Here’s Ashlee Simpson at ‘the Melrose Place’ launch party the other night. She’s no Jessica but I have to say that her tits are looking pretty damn good, her sister must be rubbing off on her. Jesus there’s a sweet visual burned into my mind. I’m sure there’s a Saudi prince out there who would pay a shitload of money to see that. At least Ashlee would be working.

Here’s a pregnant Ashlee Simpson out and about showing off her Jessica Simpson-like cleavage because it takes being knocked up to get breasts the size of her sister’s. Now I’m not a huge fan of Ashlee but fortunately for her case, I am a huge fan of tits. Even if the tits are on some chick who’s stinking rich yet for some reason is trying to look like a ragged hippy that doesn’t shave. Anyway, knock yourself out with these and then go check out the real goods - in the Jessica Simpson section.